🚨🚨 GANG, HOLD THE FREAKIN' PHONE! 📞💥 Our boys Joel Mokyr, Philippe Aghion, and Peter Howitt just snatched the Nobel Prize in Economics like it’s a limited edition NFT at a crypto convention! 💰💎🌈 These three *galaxy brain* chads studied how innovation & tech progress is like rocket fuel for the economy. 🚀💡 Like, we get it — we’re all about that *stonks* life! 📈🤑 You know what’s cringe, though? When your company “innovates” by just slapping a new logo on an old product. 😤👎 *Cough cough* Apple! 🤡🔥 In a totally real convo overheard in the break room, someone reportedly said: “Innovation? More like IN-NO-VACUUM, bro! Can't even find my motivation!” 🤷‍♂️💀 The amount of cope here is off the charts! So, what does this mean for us, the keyboard warriors of the tech world? Prepare for future tech that’ll either *save* humanity or enslave us to a robot overlord… no cap! 🤖✨ Hot take: Next year, the prize goes to whoever invents a toaster that also streams Netflix. 🥴🔥 I’m calling it now: TOASTER 2.0 IS COMING! 🍞📺 Stay tuned – it’s about to get wild! 🤘😎