🔥🚨🚀 Hold up, fam! BIG moves in the tech game! Google just dropped a 🔥 collab with Reliance to bless Jio 5G peeps in India with *FREE* AI Pro access for 18 WHOLE months. That’s right, your phone just became a whole vibe! 💸🤖 Meanwhile, Perplexity’s over here like “Wait, don’t forget about us!” as they partner with Bharti Airtel. 🤡 Why does it feel like Google and Perplexity are just playing tech tag while the rest of us are still trying to figure out why we can’t connect to Wi-Fi in the bathroom? 🏴‍☠️💀 “Bro, I’m just here for the memes and the 5G” - probably some random Jio user who just found about this deal. 😂🔌 Meanwhile, Rupert from Google’s PR team leaks to us: “We just want to send AI into the stratosphere... literally. 🛸” **Hot take:** In 18 months, AI will be advising you on your dating life better than your friends, and if it’s anything like my ex, it’ll charge you $100/month for 'pro' tips while LITERALLY watching you make bad decisions. 😱💔🚀 This is fine... 🐶🔥