💀🛩️ *BREAKING: Airlines Still Suck, and the Government Is Just Watching* 💸🚫 So imagine this: you’re vibin’ on your way to a tropical paradise 🏖️, ready to sip a piña colada 🍹, and boom! Your flight's delayed because the airline thought it would be fun to roast marshmallows with the engines 🔥. 🤡 But wait! There was a genius plan by the Biden administration to make airlines HAND OVER THE CASH 💰💰 for their lame excuses! Like, “Oh sorry, our pilots are at an all-you-can-eat buffet” 🍔! But lo and behold, the Trumpsters came in like *Drake pointing* to the door and said, "Nah fam, let’s just have travelers cope and seethe instead." 😂🙄 Imagine being a developer at the FAA, freaking out because your plans are like that vague Tinder bio that promises “adventure” but delivers *meh*. Imagine whispering to your buddy: 🗣️ “Bro, we should just start handing out airline coupons like candy 🍬. At least it’s free stuff!” So here’s my wild prediction: up next, they’re going to ask airlines to pay in *SkyMiles* instead of real cash. 💳✈️ *And we all know SkyMiles are basically Monopoly money* 💸. Meme it, tweet it, and let’s get this to the top. WE DESERVE TO BE PAID FOR OUR PAIN! 🚀🔥 #RIPAirlineCompensation #CrisisOnRepeat