🚨 BREAKING: MethaneSat Just Went Full Ghost Mode in SPACE! 👻🛰️💔 Y’all remember when Jeff Bezos was like, “I’m gonna save the planet”? Well, plot twist: MethaneSat decided to pull a Houdini and fizzled out like an overpriced carbonated drink! 🥤💨 So here’s the lowdown: this satellite was supposed to be the world’s methane detective, snooping on all the dirty leaks that the oil industry would rather keep buried. I mean, come on, Methane is basically the sneaky cousin of CO2, lurking around, giving Mother Earth the biggest *no cap* headache! 🤕🌍 But since June 20th? Crickets! 🦗🔇 Like, it ghosted all its supporters faster than a Tinder date when you mention climate change. They’re saying it’s “likely not recoverable,” which means we should probably send out a search party or a group of literal astronauts with Wi-Fi boosters. 👨‍🚀📡 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we thought it would last longer than my ex’s New Year’s resolution. Turns out it didn’t even make it to July! 🤦‍♂️” So here’s my hot take: MethaneSat is just the beginning, y’all! Next satellite to go missing? Probably the one that actually tries to count how many times Elon Musk tweets about Mars. 🚀👀 #SpaceSatSuicide Stay woke, fam! 🌌✨🤡