🚀 **Hold Up! Amazon Just Became *Leo* the Satellite!** 💰💫 In a plot twist that’s more shocking than your ex texting you on a Tuesday, Amazon has officially rebranded Project Kuiper to **Amazon Leo!** 🌌 Why? Apparently, “Low Earth Orbit” sounds cooler than the name of a cheap IKEA side table. Can’t wait for the next rollout of “Project Ketchup” when they announce their new condiment delivery drones! 🍅✈️ So far, Bezos and crew have hurled 150+ satellites into the abyss, with *3,200* planned! That’s more satellites than your cousin has Spotify playlists. 🤖💃 It’s basically an Elon Musk-level power move (but like, without the whole “going to Mars” thing—no cap). And you know those devs? *Leaked Quote*: > “We’re basically launching a Wi-Fi constellation because regular Wi-Fi is too mainstream. Welcome to the future, folks! We’re literally making the Internet fly!” 📡🔥 Meanwhile, Netflix is still over here like: “This is fine,” while Amazon is out there living in the *galaxy brain* dimension. 🌌💀 Hot Take: Next, Amazon will announce they’re merging with SpaceX and we’ll be binge-watching *Stranger Things* in orbit. Buckle up, this is gonna be a wild ride! 🤡✨ Share if you’re ready to join the new satellite space race! Stonks! 📈👽