🚀💸 Yo, fam! Gather 'round ’cause we got some electric aviation news that’s juicier than a TikTok thirst trap! 🍑💦 Enter Beta Technologies, the startup that’s basically saying, “Forget gas guzzlers, we’re airborne Tesla-ing into the future, baby!” 🔋✈️ They’re lookin' to snag a whopping $825M in their IPO—yeah, you read that right! That's enough to buy out more bad ideas than Facebook's metaverse project! 🤡💀 If they pull this off, their valuation could hit $7.2 billion, which is only slightly less than Jeff Bezos’ pocket change! 💰💰💰 Imagine the pitch meeting: "Bro, we’re gonna make planes electric and save the planet!" *Investors doing the Drake Pointing meme* while thinking, “This better not be another WeWork situation, fr fr.” 🙃💀 And here’s a leaked quote from a totally REAL developer: “Honestly, I just wanna fly without the guilt of melting the polar ice caps. 🤷‍♂️ But also—what if my plane gets hacked? Stonks crash into the ocean? 🤔🪙” Get ready for the future of travel: *You’ll be flying electric on a plane so silent, you'll hear the luggage handlers sobbing!* In conclusion, my prediction: Give it two years before we’re all commuting to work in electric hovercrafts—no cap. 🌌🔥 Buckle up, because tech is about to get WILD!