🚨👾 BREAKING: The BEST Silent Mouse of 2025 has been unveiled! 🎉💻 But hold up, do you even KNOW what that means? 🤔 So, ZDNET is flexing its “expert-tested” vibes like a college kid in a group project who didn’t do ANY work 💀. They say they spend “hours” doing essential research, but we all know they just stared blankly at their screens—probably Googling “best quiet mice” while sipping overpriced oat milk lattes ☕️💸. 🦗 Let’s be real. A silent mouse? Sounds like something that only ALIEN tech bros care about. When the world is on FIRE 🌍🔥, you’re telling me you’re worried about a mouse that doesn’t go click-click? Talk about first-world problems, fam! This is fine. 😂 And don’t even get me started on those customer reviews like, “It’s quiet… now I can sneak up on my snacks!” 🍕👀 Yeah, we GET it. You’re a mouse ninja now. 👨‍💻🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote* “We just put duct tape on the old mice and called it a day; it’s called innovation, baby!” 🔥💯 Hot take: By 2027, ALL mice will be silent, powered by the tears of developers working from home. Time to invest, stonks! 🚀✨ #MouseWars #SilentButDeadly #ThisIsFine #DrakePointing