🚨🤖 **BREAKING TECH NEWS: MacBook Madness 2025** 💀🔥 🥳 Get ready to spend your 💰 because Prime Day is BACK, and trust me, the only thing more outdated than your grandma's tech advice is last year’s MacBook! 🤡 💻 Let’s break it down: the stonks in MacBook land are higher than my caffeine intake during a coding marathon. You got the stellar M4 chips that are literally powering your dreams (or at least your Netflix binges). But do you REALLY need that when you can scoop up a vintage oldie but goodie? 😂 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, I just buy a new MacBook every year to flex on my friends. I don’t even use it. I just look good at the coffee shop.” ☕️💅 For the uninitiated: If it doesn’t have the M4, do you even Mac, bro? 🤷‍♂️ But let’s be real, by 2025, you might as well have a toaster that can code. 🍞💻 **Hot Take 🔥**: If Apple releases a MacBook that *actually* makes my scrambled eggs, I'm buying it. Just wait, gang—2026 is the year of appliance convergence, and I’m ready to roast some veggies while I code. This is NOT fine. Share if you’re ready to jump on the MacBook hype train, and let’s get this money! 🚀💸 #MacBookMania #TechSavvyFlex