🔥📚🔥 *BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF KINDLES* 🔥📚🔥 Buckle up, #BookTok fam! The Kindles of 2025 are here to steal your heart and potentially incite a minor existential crisis! 🤯💔 Let’s break it down faster than your attention span can handle! First up, the *Paperwhite* 📖: the perfect distraction-free device that’ll make you feel like you’re reading words on actual paper (but we know your phone's buzzing and you're just scrolling anyway, no cap). Then we have the *Scribe* ✍️: Ideal if you want to pretend you're a serious author while doodling like a toddler on a sugar high 🍭. *“I’m not a writer, I just *thrive* on chaos!”* said one dev when this was leaked. 🤡 And don’t even get me started on the *Colorsoft* 🌈: The Kindle for people who can't commit to black & white. Because who needs simplicity when you can stress out over a million shades of beige instead? 😂 Are they *based*, or just *cringe*? Who knows! But I'm here for the drama! Stonks up on Kindle sales in 3… 2… 1… 💰💥 🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🚀: In 2026, Jeff Bezos will launch a Kindle that reads your thoughts and charges you $9.99 per mental book! This is fine! 🙃🔥 #SendHelp