🌟💥 BREAKING NEWS: Printers Are Back, Baby! 🚨🖨️ Who woulda thought? In a world where you're *literally* printing memes on your brain using VR, the old-school printer is pulling a Michael Jordan-level comeback! 🐐💀 Should we really be surprised? I mean, who needs trees or space in the digital age when you can have a stack of paper that's just begging to be covered in your cringy high school photos? 🤡📸 **"Yeah, I just like touching paper,"** said no one ever. 🤔💔 But let's be real here; nothing screams "I’m serious about this job!" like walking in and handing over a CV printed on your grandma’s floral paper. (Bonus points if she’s still alive to see it—she’d be shouting “STONKS!” in the afterlife!) 📈✨ 🔥 Here’s a hot tip from a leaked convo with a “Top 0% Developer” (you know, the one that always uses “Ctrl + P” instead of self-care): **“Dude, I print just to flex on my digital coworkers. They only have PDFs, I’ve got VIBRANT COLORS!”** Major cope or major flex? You decide. 🤯 Prediction: 2024 will be the year when "print" becomes the new "plank" 💀. Everyone will be rushing to get that printable version of their resume, and no one will know why! 📄🚀 So grab your thermal ink and join the paper renaissance, fam! 🥳✨