🎉🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Heart Rate Monitors are STILL A THING in 2025 🎉🔔 Y’all, grab your stonks 💹 because if you thought heart rate monitors were just a fitness fad, you’ve been living under a rock! 😂💀 WIRED just dropped a list of *the best heart rate monitors* like it’s 2020, and I'm over here like “This is fine.” 🔥🦸‍♂️ *🏋️‍♂️The Year: 2025* *The Products: Chest straps and wrist gizmos – watch out, NASA! This is some sci-fi tech right here!* 🚀 But honestly, if you’re still strapping a chest band on thinking it’s the future, you might wanna reevaluate your life choices. 🤔💔 Imagine the devs behind these gadgets sitting around at a coffee shop: 👩‍💻 "What if we just made them even MORE uncomfortable?" 🤷‍♂️ 👨‍💻 "You mean like... a heart monitor that also tracks your insecurities?" 😏💔 👩‍💻 "Based." 🙌 But hey, for those who want MORE pings in their life (and no cap, we all do!), these monitors are here to prevent us from exploding during our next Netflix binge. 🍕💔 🔮 Hot Take: In 2026, we'll ALL be wearing heart monitors as fashion accessories—*this is the future of TikTok!* So go ahead, flex on your friends and get yourself in shape with one of these gadgets! Or, just keep living your life like a potato. 🥔💅 #HeartRateGang