🚨🎄 *BREAKING: The Ultimate Christmas Gift Guide for Broke Legends! 💸👀* 🎅🎁 So, listen up fam! 🤙 If you’re tired of seething at your bank account every December 💀, I got you! No cap, these gifts UNDER $50 are hitting harder than your ex's "we need to talk" text! 📉💔 🔥🎉 *FIRST UP:* The Heirloom Tomato Beeswax Candle. Yeah, you heard that right! Light it up and feel like you're vibing in a gourmet garden lettuce house. 🕯️🍅 At least it smells better than the last Zoom call you had at 3 AM! 🤢 “Some dude in R&D was like, ‘What if we combine candles and tomatoes?’ 🤔” - said no one ever. But listen, stonks will rise! 📈 💖✨ Next, the rechargeable hand warmer! Perfect for holding onto while you scroll through your ex’s Instagram. 💔🔥 *The vibes are immaculate*. “I gave it to my grandma and now she’s never letting it go**.” - fake quote from my imaginary friend Brian. 🚀 *PSA:* The only thing worse than a $50 gift is a $500 gift. This is fine. 💥🔥 **PREDICTION TIME:** In 2030, people will be gifting virtual handshakes as holiday gifts. The cringe will be legendary, so hop on those tomato candles while you still can! 💣💰✨ #GiftGoals #BrokeyMcBrokeFace