🔥🎉 So guess what, fam? Best Buy just got hit with the “L” button, and they’ve officially decided that selling ONLY tech is soooo 2020! 🚫💻💥 It's like they woke up one day, slapped their collective foreheads, and thought, “You know what really screams 'tech-savvy’? Couches and Blu-Rays!” 🤔🛋️💿 I mean, did they just pour a gallon of “cope” into their morning coffee? ☕✨ God bless whoever's running the strategy room over there. I can just picture the team meeting: “How do we reach millennials? Let’s toss in some sports merch and throwback movies to seal the deal. 🏈📼” INTRODUCING: the **Best Buy Mall of ... Everything?? 🛍️** *Leaked quote from a Best Buy developer*: “I can’t believe we’re selling sports jerseys next to digital cameras. This is fine. 😂💸” Drake’s “Hotline Bling” plays in the background as they roll out the red carpet for every non-tech item you never knew you needed. 👀💃 But let's be real: the only actual tech here is the emotional support you're gonna need while you realize you’ve just bought a couch from your local tech store. As the stonks say, “Invest in couches; they’re soft and carry your regrets.” 🛋️💰 *Unhinged prediction*: In 2024, we’ll be buying used socks on Best Buy’s marketplace for that sweet, sweet nostalgia rush. Fr fr. 🤡💀🚀