🚨🔥 STOP THE PRESSES 🔥🚨 Best Buy is out here slashing prices like a samurai🗡️ on a budget!! I mean, who doesn't want a *slightly* less overpriced Samsung Galaxy A36 5G? 🤳💸 When you let them hook it up to your carrier (because we LOVE losing freedom), you can get up to a whopping $140 OFF! 💰 That's *literally* like finding a $20 bill in your winter jacket! But wait, if you wanna flex on your friends by *doing it yourself* (because DIY is cool until it’s not💀), you get a measly $40 discount🤑. So, it’s your call, either go the highway of "rent-seeking" or take the back road of “I could have saved more but nah.” So, 🌌THIS IS FINE 🌌, I guess, if you’re okay with paying only $260 for a phone that may or may not be a decoy from the galaxy of overpriced tech. 🤖 🐍 "Best Buy? More like Best TRY these prices!" says some leaked dev quote I just made up 🤣. Hot take? By 2025, everyone will just be trading fossilized flip phones like Pokémon cards! You heard it here first! 👾🚀 #Stonks 👑💥