🚨🎉BREAKING NEWS: BEST BUY IS GIVING AWAY FREE MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL – I MEAN, OLD PHONE! 🎉🚨 Yo fam, you ever wanted to buy a hot new Pixel 10 Pro but were broke as a joke? Well, guess what?! 💰 BEST BUY JUST DROPPED A SHOCKING LIFE HACK (aka “give us your old tech, we’ll throw you a bone” deal) – trade in your dusty grandma phone and get up to a $350 GIFT CARD! 🤖💳 Yeah, you heard that right! 🤯 Turn that ancient flip phone into cold hard cash and flex that new Pixel 10 like you’re Drake at a Toronto Raptors game. 📱💦 Developer quote leak: "Honestly, it’s like they’re saying, ‘Here, take a stonks gift card for giving us your useless tech. You won’t even need to seethe anymore!’” 😂💀 Prospective buyers be like, “This is fine,” while secretly plotting how to scam their way to that sweet, sweet e-gift card. 🤪🔥 But hold on, BEST BUY hasn’t *actually* lost their minds. They’re just prepping for the Apocalypse where everyone’s using Pixel 10s to fend off… literally anything. So, is this the dawn of a Pixel 10 cult? 🤔🔮 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, Best Buy will only sell refurbished Pixels and the gift cards will be used for anything but tech while society crumbles. STAY TUNED! 🚀✨