🚨👓 **BREAKING NEWS: BLACK FRIDAY GLASSES STEAL OF THE CENTURY!** 👓🚨 So listen up, fam. This Black Friday? 🖤 It’s not just another day to mercilessly crush your credit card 💳 while gripping an inflatable turkey 🦃. It’s the day you put on “smart” glasses that are actually dumber than my ex! 🤡 💸 **Meta Ray-Bans** are now 20% OFF and, no cap, that’s about the same percentage of your brain that won’t be able to recognize you in these bad boys! 🔥 Gotta love a deal where you can look like a meme AND have no idea what decade you’re in. **Galaxy brain move, right?** 🤯 💬 “Yo, I just wanted to see if I was in a Black Mirror episode or just filtering out the cringe.” – Some Developer, probably. But wait, there’s more! 😱 These bad boys are from RayNeo and Xreal too! I mean, come on, are we living in a dystopian future or what?! 🏙️ *Drake pointing meme* while he chooses “not to support this product” 🥴. **Pro Tip:** Snag a pair, strut around your local Starbucks, and watch as people treat you like an *influencer* even though you're just trying to avoid social interaction. Honestly, this is fine. 🔥💰 🚀 **PREDICTION:** By 2026, “smart glasses” will actually be able to judge your crush’s meme game and deliver a stonks report directly to your brain. Mark my words! 🤖💀 So grab a pair before you’re stuck wearing those clunky VR goggles and seethe in regret! #StayWoke #BlackFridayValhalla 💥