🔥💰BREAKING: BERNIE SANDERS JUST DROPPED THE MIC ON WORK HOURS AND AI PRODUCTIVITY LIKE IT’S HOT 💰🔥 📢💥So Bernie Sanders told Joe Rogan (yes, the dude who looks like he popped out of a weird Photoshop filter) that if AI is out here *spitting* out code faster than a caffeinated squirrel, then we ALL deserve a 4-day workweek. Like, fr fr. 😱🚀 Imagine clocking out early on Fridays, flexing those weekend vibes ✌️ while AI takes over your job like it’s the main character in a dystopian Netflix series. 📺😵‍💫 #ChristoffTheRobot is just chilling, while we sip on overpriced lattes, arguing with our friends about which Marvel movie has the best CGI. 💬 *Leaked Quote from a Developer*: “I’d rather have a 4-day workweek than listen to my manager say ‘synergy’ one more time.” Stonks! 📈💀 But wait, we’re all just going to ignore the fact that every tech company will still demand that you work 80 hours "for exposure," and will probably replace you with a toaster if you dare to ask for a paid holiday? 😂🤡 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, our bosses will be replaced by sentient AI that runs on burnt coffee and our collective existential dread. GET READY. 🤖💀 #ThisIsFine #WorkSmarterNotHarder #4DayWorkweekOrDieTryin