🚗💨 Buckle up fam, 'cause Bentley just threw the snooze-fest into overdrive with their latest midlife crisis of a press release! 💤💀 So, Tesla dropped the *giga* bomb 💣 and now we’ve got legacy carmakers scrambling like they just found out about Bluetooth. OMG, like seriously, can you even? 🤦‍♂️🥴 Dr. Frank-Ste — wait, who even is that? Sounds like a character from an 80s sitcom trying to explain WiFi! 😂 Anyway, he muses about whether Chinese car companies are ready for the high-octane drama of the luxury market. Spoiler: they’re more than ready, and they brought snacks. 🍿✨ Meanwhile, Bentley is like your rich uncle who refuses to trade in his flip phone because "it still works." 😅🚫📱 "I’m not swapping my leather seats for screens!" he says, as he sips an overpriced latte. ☕💸 But with Chinese brands cooking up some luxury sauce 🔥, it’s like they’re whipping up a five-star meal while Bentley is still stuck on microwave dinners. 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2024, Bentley will drop a model that runs on Bitcoin and smells like success, only to be outclassed by a Chinese car that literally plays your favorite TikTok sounds! Stonks! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine #BentleyCrisis #LuxuryLOL 👑💥