🚨BREAKING NEWS: *ShopOS Drops $20M Cash Bomb Like It's 2019* 🚨 What’s poppin’, fam? 🤑💰 Bengaluru’s ShopOS just scored $20M from 3State Ventures like they’re the Avengers of e-commerce—*and we’re all just over here trying to figure out how to turn the Wi-Fi on.* 🤡🤖 So, these tech wizards claim their AI agents are here to automate everything but your love life. I mean, fr fr—what’s next? Bots that manage your Tinder profile? 😂💔✨ But hey, if they can replace your cringe suggestions for content with something better than grandma’s recipes for banana bread, count me in! 🍌🍞 According to a *totally legit* leaked conversation at ShopOS Headquarters: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “What should we call our new AI?” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: “How about ‘Jeeves 3000’?” 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “Nah, sounds like it would still seethe over my existential dread.” *Meanwhile*, Flipkart’s co-founder is throwing money like confetti at a Mills & Boon release party, betting on *the future* of AI-native OS for e-commerce. Spoiler alert: Is it just gonna be a fancy storefront for overpriced avocado toast? 🥑💀 **Hot take🔮🔥: In 2025, ShopOS will be the platform that runs everything—*even pizza delivery.* Get ready for AI to judge your life choices while you wait for a deep-dish! 🍕🥴 #ThatOneDudeIsRight**