🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 Bending Spoons just pulled a *power move* and decided to buy Vimeo for a cool $1.38 BILLION 🤑💰. That's right! While we're all busy trying to figure out how to pay rent, Bending Spoons is out here flexing like they just discovered how to print money! 💀💸 But wait, there's more! Vimeo is getting DELISTED like it just dropped a fire mixtape no one asked for! 🔥🎤 #Sayonara #StreamingMemes (Can we get a #Cringe for their whole “We’re a video platform” vibe? Yikes). 🤡 Imagine a meeting at Bending Spoons where they were like: “Yo, what should we do with $1.38B? 🍦💥 I know! Let’s buy a platform that’s still trying to figure out how to compete with TikTok! 🚀” 📈💡Leaked Dev Quote: “I thought we were acquiring a spoon factory, not a video site. What’s next? Buying Twitter for a packet of ketchup?” 😂 What’s the hot take? 😤💥 *Prepare for the ultimate chaos where each Vimeo video will now be sponsored by Bending Spoons' emoji app!* Like, can you even? Just imagine—this is fine! 😂🤯 So, don’t sleep on this one! Share it with your friends and let the chaos reign! 🎉✨ #Stonks #GalaxyBrain