🚨BREAKING: BENDING SPOONS IS ABOUT TO GO FULL THROTTLE ON VIMEO!🚀💰💀 So Bending Spoons, the caffeinated overlords behind Evernote and WeTransfer, just threw down $1.38 BILLION like it’s Monopoly money to snatch up Vimeo. Yeah, you heard it right! 💸💸 Are they trying to create the ultimate cringe content empire? 🤔👀 🌟 This means Vimeo is going from “hipster film festival” to “business meeting background” faster than you can say “live, laugh, love” 😂🤦‍♂️. Stockholders are all like “Stonks!” 📈, because they’re getting $7.85 a share! More than DOUBLE the price just a hot second ago! 💥💥 You know the shareholders are vibing: “Ayo, thanks for that payday! 🙌 #Blessed” And let's not forget the *rave* approval from Vimeo's directors who are clearly in favor of becoming the new kids on the block! 🤡💼 Meanwhile, Vimeo’s still flexing that “no AI scraping” policy like it’s a superhero cape 🦸‍♂️. 👀 Imagine the day when Bending Spoons launches an AI that generates *your* business meetings in real-time with cringey stock footage? 🔥🔥 But wait, here's the REAL hot take: in 2025, Vimeo is going to become the Netflix of Zoom calls, and we all need to prepare our souls NOW. Prepare for chaos. 🤖🔥🚀