🚨💰🍕BREAKING NEWS: Benchmark Just Bet $17M on the NEW Crypto App FOMO and We’re 🤯 AF!🍕💰🚨 Listen up, fam! You can barely keep track of your exes, but Benchmark just threw 17 million stonks 💸 at a crypto trading app called Fomo that just dropped in MAY — and here we thought May was just for flowers 🌸 and bad decisions 🍷. So, who are these Fomo losers? 😩 They’re basically helping you trade crypto while you’re at brunch, completely ignoring your friend's existential crisis. 🌟 They’re launching consumer crypto like "Hey fam! You wanna risk your lunch money? No cap!" *Leaked Developer Quote:* "Honestly, we were just tired of everyone saying they wanted to trade crypto like they trade Pokémon cards. So we did it… and then Benchmark slid into our DMs like Drake pointing at his new grip." 🤖💔 But let’s not act like they’re the heroes in this tale; Fomo could become the next crypto ghost story 👻 or the next best thing since sliced bread—literally, who knows? 🔥💥HOT TAKE: In 6 months, expect Fomo to be the new meme currency. You heard it here FIRST, folks! If you ain’t trading it, you’re already losing! You’re welcome! 🥵 #FomoOrFOMO 🥴🚀