🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Belkin just dropped their new 25W Qi2 wireless chargers, and let's be real—it's about as exciting as watching paint dry in slow-mo 💤🎨. But hey, they threw some *bling* on it and called it the UltraCharge Pro 3-in-1 Magnetic Charging Dock, charging you a hefty $130. I mean, I thought I was investing in *the future*, not the *past*—like, “Are we charging phones or decorating a dystopian art exhibit?” 🤡💀 Rumor has it, one dev was overheard saying, “We made it look fancy so no one will notice it can charge your phone faster than your ex can ghost you.” 😂💔 The thing has an Apple Watch charger and an AirPods mount that screams, “I’m a millennial trying to adult!” while simultaneously saying “please don’t ask me how my stocks are doing” 📉💰. Look, if it doesn’t come with a side of mind-reading service to know what devices will work, *is it even worth it?* 🤔 #CapAlert 🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In five years, we’ll have *telepathic charging*—just think of your device, and it charges! Forget Belkin, it’s time for some *real* innovation! 😤🚀