🚨📝 BREAKING MEME NEWS, Y'ALL! 📝🚨 So, apparently, bringing your *authentic self* to work is like showing up to a potluck with your *famous beans and cheese*—but instead of compliments, you just get side-eyes and the boss saying, "What is this?!". 🤡💀 ✨ *Introducing Jodi-Ann Burey's new book:* “How to Get Ghosted by Your Coworkers When You Show Them Your True Self” 📚👻✨ — because who doesn't want to be REAL only to get slammed by the cringe-factory known as Corporate America? 🤦‍♂️ "Co-workers act like they love it when I show my real self, but then they throw shade like they’re practicing for the Olympic Games," one allegedly disgruntled developer muttered while getting a tattoo of the “Ain't No Cap” meme on their arm. 🤖💔 🔥 Meanwhile, the HR department is over here like “This is fine” while scrolling through LinkedIn posts about #Authenticity. 💼😬 Folks, if you think you're gonna get a promotion by bringing your *whole vibe* to these meetings, ha! You might as well be trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! ❄️💸 💥 Hot take alert: In 2024, offices will only hire *AI-generated* employees because, let’s face it, they’re better at being inauthentic than humans ever were! 🤖🚀💥 #Stonks #CopeAndSeethe