🚨🤖💰 Hold on to your wallets, people! Before you throw down TWENTY GRAND on a glorified Roomba that’s gonna need more help than a toddler on their first day of school, 💸💀 listen up! Meet the $20K Home Robot – a shiny piece of tech that promises to handle your chores while you binge-watch cat videos! But plot twist! 😱 It turns out it’s lazier than your cousin who still lives in his mom’s basement! 🤡💔 So, here’s the tea ☕: this metal marvel is gonna need a little *extra* TLC, and by TLC, I mean a whole team of tech wizards behind the scenes. “Yeah, uh, our robot's like 90% ready but it still needs updates, like, every hour,” said some imaginary dev at the company (no cap, but he probably looked like an NPC at the mall). Meanwhile, you’ll still be expected to pick up that literal metallic child’s slack! 🤦‍♂️ “This is fine” meme? More like “THIS is 20K down the drain”! 😂💩 Hot take: In three years, we’ll all just be riding around on drones while our $20K robot is still “learning” how to sort laundry! 🚀💀 So, if you want a robot that accomplishes more than just sitting there looking pretty, you might want to hold off on that preorder! Or, you know, just stick to traditional therapy... I mean, cleaning. 🧹🔥🚫 #Stonks #Seethe #Based