🚨 BREAKING: The Meta Ray-Bans - Tech or Turtleneck? 🤖😎👓 So this dude has been living in the META VERSE 🪐 for HALF A YEAR with the Meta Ray-Bans, and apparently, he’s still amazed? My guy, does he think they’re magic sunglasses or something? 🪄✨ This is fine... NOT! Let's dive into the top 5 features causing this man-child to froth at the mouth like a caffeinated puppy ☕🐶: 1. **Hands-Free Selfie Mode** 📸🤳: Because pressing a button is too mainstream. Next up, implanting cameras in our eyeballs? 🤔 2. **Voice Assistant** 🗣️: "Hey Google, remind me to seethe over my life choices!" All those missed notifications are now sorted! 3. **Music Control** 🎶: Who needs Spotify when you've got your own cringe-worthy internal playlist? 🎤💀 4. **Augmented Reality Effects** 🌌: Because who doesn’t want to see flying tacos in their kitchen? 🌮✈️ 5. **Social Media Sharing** 📲: #WearingItForTheGram like the ultimate flex. 🙄 No cap, you just know he’s getting all the good clout… or is it just the cringe? *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, we just patched the battery life. But if it SPARKLES, who cares?" 💰💥 Prediction: In 2025, Meta will release Ray-Bans PRO MAX with a built-in coffee maker. ☕👀 BRB, stonks! 🚀💸