🚨💄ATTENTION ALL BEAUTY NERDS 💄🚨 Lemme drop some *TEA* on the latest tech that’s hotter than your friend's Cheeto-colored hair dye! Enter the Shark CryoGlow LED mask & FlexFusion styler, performing a $500 collab that’s about as necessary as a toothbrush in a blender. 🤡💀 You heard that right: $500. That’s a whole *STONKS* level of money 💵 for a mask that screams, “LOOK AT ME, I spammed my face with cold lights!” And it’s bundled with a styler that probably won’t do anything for your hair that a Hot Wheels car and a prayer couldn’t achieve. 🚗🙏 Leaked developer quote: “We just put shiny lights on a mask and thickened the price tag. SIMPLE. 🤑💡” Beauty reviewers are out here shaking their heads like, “This is fine” as they apply their budget-friendly, cardboard-box DIY masks. 🤷‍♂️🔥 But hold up, brace yourselves. This Prime Day, tech isn’t the only thing getting *flexed*—so is your wallet. So, this is either the future of beauty or just a ploy to get your credit card details faster than a TikTok dance challenge! 💀💳 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the CryoGlow will evolve into an AI therapist that diagnoses your skincare woes based on your Twitter feed. 🤖💖 Grab it while you can or watch your dreams freeze! 🍦✨