🚨 BREAKING CHAOS: 👀👟 New Beats earbuds are leaking faster than your favorite meme page during a Friday night TikTok binge! We're talking about the *Powerbeats Fit*—the earbuds that might just help you work out instead of working from your couch. 💪💾 Let’s dish out the TEA: According to “*totally real*” leaker Evan Blass, these things will come in colors that scream, "I’m not a basic Apple user”! 🍊🌈 We’re getting orange, gray, black, AND pink! Because who needs one color when you can be a walking rainbow of overpriced audio? 😩💰 But wait, there’s more! Battery life is better than your ex's excuses—30 hours total or 7 hours on a single charge! That’s like, enough time to listen to your entire “*I’m Not Sad, You’re Sad*” playlist. 🎵💔 In a totally legit anonymous meeting of developers, one said, “It’s like they’re treating us like a TikTok disco—everything flashy and no substance.” Then someone else whispered, “Bro, but it’s still better than nothing.” 🤯💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In a year we'll find out these earbuds are somehow compatible with *The Matrix*, and Apple will charge $1,000 for an H1 chip implant. Mark my words! 🤖💵 Share this chaos with your squad, and let’s prepare for the wild ride tomorrow! 🚀🌀 #AirPodsButMakeItFit #StonksOrStonks