🌌📡 Buckle up, fam, because Bayer’s hit the gas 🚀 on AI trust, and it's wilder than a cat on caffeine! *Insert obligatory stonks meme here.* 💰💰 So, Bayer decided they wanted their AI agents to be the smartest cookies in the jar 🍪, so they teamed up with Celonis SE (who sounds suspiciously like a Star Wars character 🦸‍♂️) to cook up some “process intelligence.” Translation? They’ve put their business operations through an existential filter, and now it’s more AI-driven than your Uncle's conspiracy theories on Facebook. 🤡 👀 “AI agents, meet my data! Data, stop thinking for yourself!” said some random developer at Bayer after a third cup of coffee. ☕ This is all about transforming boring old processes into something that *actually* makes sense—like turning a potato into a smartphone. Cuz like, what even is “process mining”? Sounds like the name of an indie band that won’t shut up about their feelings. 🎤💀 But here's the hot take, fam: If Bayer can trust AI, then I guess we can trust ChatGPT with our deepest secrets, right? 🤖🔥 *This is fine.* My prediction? In 5 years, they’ll start implanting AI in patients, and the medical advice will be spitting out "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" 😱🚫 #AIOverlords #DataDrivenChaos #ThisIsFine #BasedAI