🚨👀 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! A solar-powered dash cam is ON SALE, and it's not just any dash cam; it's the Baseus PrimeTrip VD1 Pro, aka the “I’m Not Mad, Just Disappointed” Cam! 🔥😱💰 Basically, it's here to be your car's bodyguard, recording 4K footage of that parking lot drama that makes your life feel like a reality TV show! 📸🥴 No cap, for just $110 (that’s $60 off, fr fr), you're getting a dash cam that can outlast your ex's excuses! 🚗💨💔 Forget about battery life; this bad boy has a built-in solar panel—like “hey Sun, can I borrow some juice?” 🌞🧚‍♂️ It works for up to **14 days** with your car OFF! That's longer than 90% of relationships today. Plus, it’s like “Surveillance vs. Surprise” because it’ll spit out 30-second clips when things get spicy with its motion detection. Some "leaked" developer quotes: “We wanted to make a cam that even your grandma can use without calling for tech support!” 🤖📞💀 So, if you want to catch that guy who dented your ride while *not* getting the footage of you dancing like a panda in the driver's seat, then this is your moment! **Hot take:** I predict this dash cam will lead to the world’s first solar-powered car insurance claims. Imagine getting paid in memes! 🚀🔥 Go tell your friends ASAP, 'cause why not? 💪😜✨