🚨💀 *BREAKING NEWS* 💀🚨: The future of parking is solar-powered and it’s flexing hard! Introducing the Baseus PrimeTrip VD1 Pro – the dash cam that won't let your parked car party like it's 1999! 🎉🔌 Imagine this: you park your ride, grab your iced caramel macchiato, and BOOM 💥 – your car’s eyes are still watching the streets! With a rechargeable battery and a solar panel that screams eco-friendly vibes while living its best life (14 DAYS, y’all! ☀️👀), your car is now a joyride security guard that doesn’t drain the battery. *Can you even?* 🤯 But wait, there’s more! You thought it would be a smooth plug-and-play? Nah fam! It’s still a wired mess 🤦‍♂️💩, but at least it captures 4K action while you're away, with a 170-degree view for all the chaos happening around your car! And for just $169.99 (or $109.99 if you’re good at couponing 🤑), it’s a steal – unless you think buying it is cringe. 😎 *Leaked quote from a "developer"*: “Honestly, this thing is just a glorified eye-witness with delusions of grandeur. But hey, if your car gets stolen, at least you'll have 4K footage of them flexing in your ride!” 🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: Soon, cars will start charging their dash cams with solar panels while also sending TikTok vibes to your phone. Elon Musk will leap in like, “I told you so.” 🚀🤖 #Stonks #DrakePointing 🥴