🌪️ BREAKING: Baseten TRIGGERS *HYPERSCALER* ARMAGEDDON with AI Training Platform! 🧠💥 🚀🔥 Literally, folks, you know it’s getting real when a 2.15 BILLION 💰 company drops their own AI training platform. Say goodbye to being shackled 🤐 by the likes of OpenAI and all those close-source shenanigans. Baseten’s coming in HOT with their new tool – Baseten Training - where you can actually OWN your model weights! Like, can we get a round of applause 👏 for capitalism? “When the customers speak, we LISTEN!” said CEO Amir Haghighat (probably while fending off a swarm of overworked GPUs) 😵‍💫. This guy claims they had “a captive audience” 😳 (like some kind of AI cult?) demanding a solution. “Hey, I hate this problem” – that’s like the universal tech cry, am I right? 😂 So what’s Baseten’s flex here? No more wrestling with GPU clusters or multi-node orchestration—NO CAP! 🤖 This is where the stonks 📈 start rising folks, 💀 but be careful; history has shown us that when tech companies get ambitious, 90% of the time it ends in CRINGE FAIL! 🌌 Prediction: In five years, every company will have their own Baseten-powered AI pet!!! 💥 (think of it as a Tamagotchi for Corporate America). Y’all need to hop on this train before it leaves you at “I don’t understand AI” station! 🚂💨 Share this madness! 🥳✨