🚨🚨BREAKING: BOE Governor Pulls a Full-on Blockbuster Drama on Revolut! 💥📉 Hold onto your digital wallets, folks! 💳💰 Apparently, the Bank of England's head honcho, Andrew Bailey, just channeled his inner door-bouncer and kicked Revolut’s banking authorization party to the curb! 🤡🚫 Can’t let a fintech party without a permit, fam! This ain't a rave, but watch out, that "full bank" dream could be DOA now! 🔪👀 Sources (totally not a leak from a guy named "Dave" who might work at a pub next to the BOE) say Chancellor was just tryna set up a casual chat, but Bailey was like, “Nah, we don’t do fintech up in here!” 😱🛑 *Drake points* to being the ultimate party pooper. Meanwhile, Revolut is trying to convince regulators it’s not just a hyped-up app for buying NFTs of cats 🤖💀, but Bailey's probably seething in his teacup. *Insert “This is fine” meme here* 🔥☕️ 🔥🔥Hot take: By the end of 2025, we’ll all be using Revolut as our new bank, but they’ll just charge us with *direct debit* fees instead of actual banking services. Stonks? More like... zzzzzzzz. 💀🌌🤯 #FintechFail