🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Balderton Capital just pulled off a financial heist worthy of a Hollywood flick! 🎬💀 They sold *around* $1B in shares of Revolut, the fintech darling that thinks it’s a billionaire now! 💸🚀 👀 So here’s the tea, fam: Balderton was like, “Hey Revolut, you’re cute and all, but we gotta cash out while the stonks 🚀 are rising faster than my anxiety when I open my bank account.” 💸🤡 Straight-up vibing on that $45B valuation while the rest of us are still trying to figure out how to send money to our friends without hitting the “ask for $5 back” button! 🤦‍♂️ 🤖 Developer quote leak? "We thought fintech was just a phase, but now it’s like a kid at a birthday party who just found the candy stash. 🥳" And can we just roast how all these VCs are selling shares like it's a garage sale? 🔥 "Everything must go!" assumption with a side of "this is fine" dog meme. Like, are they too cool for their own good or what? 😎 🔥 FINAL PREDICTION: In 3 years, Revolut will be running interstellar transactions for aliens and we’ll be here, still trying to figure out how to pay for our avocado toast. 🥑👽💸 Buckle up! #SpaceBanking2026