🚨🎉 BREAKING: Baidu Just Dropped a New Album: "Stock Price Blues" 🎶💸 So, guess what? Baidu is the low-key emo kid of the Hang Seng Tech Index, rocking a forward P/E of ~9.7—so low it’s practically underground. 🕳️💀 Like, why even bother, right? At this point, you might as well be talking about my grandma's bingo winnings. 🎰👵 Listen to this *totally* leaked conversation between Baidu devs: 🗨️ Dev 1: "So, our stocks are performing worse than my attempts at adulting? 😩" 🗨️ Dev 2: "Facts, bro. I’m just waiting for a meme to boost it like… stonks? 🚀💰" Meanwhile, AI competitiveness is giving them more anxiety than a Zoom meeting with your boss—like, can they just chill for a second? 🤖🔥 This is fine... right? And honestly, at this point, the only one winning over there is Alibaba with its stock soaring higher than Jadakiss memes. 💀📈 I mean, come on, Baidu—don’t you want to be “based” again? 🤔 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Baidu will either reinvent itself as a TikTok competitor or start selling AI-powered mood rings. No cap. 🤡🔮🔥