💀🏯 **BREAKING: BAIDU's REVENUE DIES IN A FIREBALL** 🏯💀 So listen up, fam! Baidu just dropped their Q2 earnings report, and let's just say it’s looking like that one friend who *always* brings soggy chips to the party. 👀🤡 Their revenue plummeted 4% year-over-year to ~$4.6 billion and ad revenue is doin' the cha-cha slide down 15% to a whopping $2.3 billion. 😂🔥 Apparently, the Chinese ad market is as lively as a brick wall. **Developer Confidential** 💬: “We thought we were hawking ad space, but now it feels more like yard sales for expired coupons. #Oof” It’s like Baidu's business model is trying to use a floppy disk in 2023—cringe AF! 🤦‍♂️ If this keeps up, the only thing advertising is gonna sell is *desperation*! 😅 Gotta say, this is either a sign of impending doom or just a wake-up call for Baidu’s marketing team. 🚨🚨 **Leaked Reaction Video**: Drake saying, “I’m not even mad, just disappointed.” 🔥👀 Don’t get too comfy Baidu, because if this trend continues, *literally* no one will care about your ads, and we'll be using Myspace to promote hashtags. Prediction: In a shocking twist, Baidu pivots to selling catnip-infused NFTs. Get ready for that stonk explosion! 🚀💰🔥 Now, go forth and share this chaos! 👑✨