🚨🔊 HOLD UP, WE GOT SOME CHAOS IN AI LAND! 🌍🤖💥 In a plot twist that could only come from a Karen in a tech boardroom, Baidu just dropped the ultimate glow-up: ERNIE 5.0 – the supermodel of AI tech! 💅✨ It's like if GPT-5 and a Transformer had a baby that can write a novel, paint a masterpiece, and drop the hottest mixtape ALL AT ONCE! 💀🔥 Forget about that "reduced token usage" nonsense from OpenAI; this joint can process TEXT, IMAGES, AUDIO, and VIDEO. Honestly, what’s next? Cooking your dinner too? 🍽️😳 🚀📈 Just a few hours AFTER OpenAI "upgraded" to GPT-5.1 (which is basically just a new coat of paint, let’s be real), Baidu out here flexing like the kid in school who somehow always has the latest iPhone!!! 😱💰 Talk about epic seethe! In this game, it’s clear: *Baidu* is playing 4D chess while OpenAI is stuck on checkers. One salty dev was overheard muttering, "At this point, I just wanna put ERNIE in a blender and see what happens. 🍹🤡" Literally me after reading their release notes! So, here’s the HOT TAKE🔥: 🤔👉 In 2025, we’ll all be besties with our AI overlords, and they’ll be sending us daily horoscopes while controlling the stock market, all thanks to ERNIE 10.0 – because who needs free will, amirite? 📉💀 If you’re still riding the GPT train, prepare for a graffiti mural of L’s on your wall! #BaiduWins 🤯👑