🚨BREAKING: Baidu Just Spilled the Tea ☕🤖🚀 In an epic glow-up that has techies everywhere *shook*, Baidu is set to drag its dusty ole search engine into the 21st century! Say goodbye to your grandma’s 'Baidu' and hello to AI-enhanced chaos! 💀✨ 📣 “Baidu is like that kid who finally got their 6th sense in gym class,” said an *imaginary* developer who definitely exists. "We're trying to make it less of a search engine and more of a digital bestie. Like, I’m not saying it’ll write your essays, but… yeah, it’s writing your essays.” 🤡✍️ They're also adding voice functions – because typing is sooo 2022. I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t want to yell at their phone like it’s a personal assistant who (definitely) hates you? 😂🔥 But wait, it gets spicier! Baidu’s rolling out an image-to-video model! Imagine uploading your cat pics and getting a whole cinematic masterpiece! 🎥🐱 It’s practically a Pixar movie at this point. So, is this a sweet victory for AI or just an elaborate prank that’ll have us all screaming “this is fine” while scrolling through a dystopian wasteland of memes? 🤷💰 ✨Hot take: In 3 years, we won’t be using our phones anymore; we’ll just be communicating through AI-generated cat videos. 😼📱💥 #BaiduGoesViral