🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS: BAIDU JUST RELEASED ERNIE 5.0, AND IT’S GONNA SWEEP THE FLOOR WITH YOUR FAVORITE AI MODELS LIKE A KLEENEX IN A HURRICANE! 💨💩 Dude, listen up. Baidu is throwing down the gauntlet with Ernie 5.0, claiming it can process and generate text, images, audio, AND video. Talk about an overachiever! 😅💪 It’s like the Swiss Army knife of AI, but instead of fixing things, it just gives you a reason to argue with your friends over which model is top dog. 🐶🐺 They said it’s beating GPT-5-High and Gemini 2.5 Pro on some *"benchmarks."* 🤔🔥 No cap, though, we all know benchmarks are just the tech equivalent of “my dad could beat up your dad.” 🤷‍♂️💀 In a totally unconfirmed quote, a Baidu developer allegedly said, “Ernie 5.0 is the GOAT. Like, if AI was a boxing match, GPT would be throwing punches while we sip tea.” 🥊☕️ So, get ready, fam. The battle for AI supremacy is heating up faster than my CPU during a 48-hour game dev binge. 🔥 🔥🔥 I predict in three months, Ernie will be running your fridge and sending your ex a ‘new phone, who dis’ text. 📱💀💰 Who’s ready for that? #BaiduForTheWin #AIWorldWar3 #ErnieTheNewBoss 🚀✨