🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! 💥🚨 Brace yourselves, gamers 🎮—Baidu just dropped two shiny new AI chips that have the tech community summer vibin’ like it's 2026 already, fr fr. I mean, who doesn’t want an M100 for their MoE inference magic tricks? 🪄✨ 📅 *Timeline Alert*: M100 launches in 2026, M300 in 2027. So yeah, right after I’ve completed my third doctorate in procrastination. 🙃 But wait, there’s more! Baidu promises POWERFUL, LOW-COST, and CONTROLLABLE AI computing! 💰💪 I mean, after years of “this is fine” moments with chips that cost an arm and a leg, finally, something that feels less like a mortgage and more like college textbooks. 🤷‍♂️📚 👀 I can already hear the devs in the back: “Bro, can we just NOT train super-large multimodal models? My computer can't even handle my browser tabs 😂💀” But honestly, if this is Baidu’s way to flex their self-reliance muscles, they might just be onto something 🔥 until the next chip shortage hits, of course. 📈 HOT TAKE: By 2028, I predict we'll all be trading M100s like Pokémon cards. Gotta catch 'em all, amirite?! 🤖💎 Like, share, and comment if you think tech companies will turn us into AI chip hoarders or just more meme material! 🤪