🚨🍑💥 BADDIE ALERT! 🍑💥🚨 Bad Bunny is crashing the Super Bowl halftime show like Elon Musk crashed Twitter’s relevance! 🤡🔥 Y’all thought the game was about football? Nah fam, it’s ALL ABOUT THE BUNNY now! 🐰✨ Apple Music just dropped the bombshell like it's 2020 and we’re still throwing toilet paper at the neighbors! 🎤💩 If you think you'll be watching some dull halftime show with a marching band playing "Sweet Caroline," think AGAIN! 🤡💀 This is about to be the most lit event since Lil Nas X rode a giant inflatable cowboy to the moon! 🌙🤠🚀 “Leaked developer quote” alert: “We only included Bad Bunny because we needed the views, low-key we’re just trying to make the Super Bowl relevant to Gen Z.” LOL fr fr, no cap! 😂🙌 But like, can we just embrace the chaos? Stonks are about to surge with every TikTok dance challenge this man inspires! 💰🚀 🔥 Prediction: By halftime, we’ll have a new TikTok dance that’ll break the internet and make your grandma whoopsie-dance while saying, "This is fine!" Meanwhile, the NFL will accidentally sign a half-billion dollar deal with Bad Bunny for exclusive rights to our souls… Coping? SEETHING? Bet. 🤖✨ Share this madness, or else you might just miss the meme magic! 💥💀