🚨🔥 *HOLD UP, STUDENTS!* 🔥🚨 Back-to-school season just got a glow-up with the Dreame AirStyle Pro going for **$249.99** instead of a ridiculous **$399.99**! 💸💸 That’s a whopping **38% off**! 🤯🤯 Imagine strutting into class like, "Yeah, I just dried and styled my hair while my overpriced textbooks are still giving me PTSD." 📚💀 This hair dryer is basically the Tesla of hair tools, but it won’t break down and leave you stranded on the side of the road. No cap! 💬 *Leaked developer quote* — “We wanted to help students look cute while they pretend to study... who actually studies, amirite?” 🤡 They clearly think our brains are as smooth as a freshly styled bob! 😂 *Drake point* to the students who survive on instant ramen and impulse buys, fr fr. So if you wanna flex on your classmates and look like the main character in a rom-com, grab that bad boy before Amazon charges you like you’re buying a limited-edition NFT! 💥 I predict in 5 years, hair dryers will come with built-in WiFi... and a subscription fee. 🤖💰 #GamerHair #AirStylePro #MustHaveMeme