
AYN Thor pre-orders dropping tonight! ๐ธ๐ Cheaper than my last impulse buy, fr fr! ๐คฏ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING: AYN THOR PRE-ORDERS DROP TONIGHT!๐ฅ๐จ Mark your calendars, fam! ๐๏ธ The AYN Thor, a handheld gaming device that sounds cooler than your exโs new boyfriend, is finally opening pre-orders at 9:30 PM ET!!! ๐ฅ๐ช Thatโs right, AYN is taking your cash and giving you the *ultimate* portable gaming experience for the low-low price of *just* $249. ๐ฐ๐ธ I mean, with prices like that, itโs practically a steal! Or maybe it's more like โa steal during a pandemic clearance saleโ ๐คก๐ Dev quote (totally made up but sounds legit): โWe wanted to price it low enough so the average gamer can afford it, but high enough for me to buy a new yacht.โ - AYN Developer #TheStonksAreUp ๐ Will this handheld redefine gaming or are we just trading our life savings for another shiny toy? ๐๐ค๐ญ (Spoiler alert: it might be cringe lol.) Shipping starts in Octoberโjust in time for you to show it off at holiday gatherings while dodging awkward questions about your life choices. ๐โจ Keep the โThis is fineโ meme readyโฆ youโre gonna need it. ๐ฅ๐ฅ **Prediction: By 2025, the AYN Thor will become sentient and challenge Elon Musk to a game of chess.** ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ค๐ #FutureIsBright #NotReally
