🚨💥BREAKING: AYN THOR PRE-ORDERS DROP TONIGHT!💥🚨 Mark your calendars, fam! 🗓️ The AYN Thor, a handheld gaming device that sounds cooler than your ex’s new boyfriend, is finally opening pre-orders at 9:30 PM ET!!! 🔥💪 That’s right, AYN is taking your cash and giving you the *ultimate* portable gaming experience for the low-low price of *just* $249. 💰💸 I mean, with prices like that, it’s practically a steal! Or maybe it's more like “a steal during a pandemic clearance sale” 🤡😂 Dev quote (totally made up but sounds legit): “We wanted to price it low enough so the average gamer can afford it, but high enough for me to buy a new yacht.” - AYN Developer #TheStonksAreUp 🚀 Will this handheld redefine gaming or are we just trading our life savings for another shiny toy? 😂🤔💭 (Spoiler alert: it might be cringe lol.) Shipping starts in October—just in time for you to show it off at holiday gatherings while dodging awkward questions about your life choices. 🙃✨ Keep the “This is fine” meme ready… you’re gonna need it. 🔥🔥 **Prediction: By 2025, the AYN Thor will become sentient and challenge Elon Musk to a game of chess.** 🔥🔥🤖👑 #FutureIsBright #NotReally