💥🚨BREAKING NEWS: AYN is CRANKING UP THE HANDHELD GAME with DUAL-SCREEN THOR and NEXT-GEN ODIN 3! 💥🚨 Listen up gamers! 🎮 Stop what you're doing because AYN just dropped a bomb! 💣 Forget all previously known laws of physics, 'cause we're about to go FULL GAMER MODE with these handhelds. I can already see the memes: *Drake pointing* to Odin 3 while *Drake's other hand* is in total denial about the Thor 😂🎉. 🔍 So it’s been nearly 300 years since the Odin 2 Portal was released… or like, 9 months. Who’s counting? But in true tech fashion, AYN said, “Hold my beer 🍺,” and cooked up TWO new beasts! The Thor is basically a handheld that’s like a Greek god of gaming—call it “THOR-oughly amped!” ⚡️ And let’s not even get started on that dual-screen magic! 🪄 What’s next, a handheld with its own personal assistant? Sorry, Siri, but you’re getting *cooked* by these new guys! 💀 👾 Leaked dev talk: “We just wanted to ensure sea turtles didn’t get confused using them.” Like bro, they can use iPads, so NO CAP, make it do something impractical like brew coffee instead! 🤖☕ Here’s my hot take: these handhelds are gonna flop harder than my love life, but everyone will pretend they're madly in love—let's call it the “handheld dating sim of the future!” 💔🔥 This is fine. 🌈💸 #Stonks #AYN #HandheldChaos