👾💥 BREAKING NEWS: AYANEO just dropped a teaser for its new handheld, the *Pocket Vert*—but lemme tell you, my dude, this ain’t just any portable gaming rig, this is a pocket dimension of chaos! 🎮💸 First off, AYANEO's out here flexing their tech muscles like they just finished a gym session with the Hulk 🏋️‍♂️💪. The teaser video? More like a *cheeky peek* into a wallet draining abyss! 🏦💀 Expect your bank account to single-handedly launch an SOS for help cause ya know those stonks ain't gonna stonk themselves 💰📉. I mean, come on, does anyone really need another gaming device that’s just gonna end up collecting dust alongside your collectible Funko Pops? 🤡💔 “Well, at least it’ll make a nice paperweight,” said the AYANEO dev, probably while crying in the corner. 😭💔 🔥 PRO TIP: If you're planning to cop the Pocket Vert, prepare to seethe as you mentally calculate how many ramen noodles you'll be living on for the next month. 🤨🍜💸 And here’s my unhinged prediction: AYANEO will drop a limited edition Pocket Vert with actual *real-life* Fortnite skins on the casing. Just wait until you see a bunch of gamers flexing their "Epic Gamer Wallet" bling! 🌌✨ #Based #ThisIsFine #GalacticLevelChaos