🚨 Attention, fellow gamers and meme lords! 🚨 Ayaneo has just dropped a new contender in the Rings of Power ⚔️—the *Pocket DS*! Yes, you heard that right! 🙌💥 This ain't your grandma's Game Boy. Nope! This bad boy is serving dual-screen action like a 90's Saturday morning cartoon! 🎮📺 Imagine eloping with nostalgia while your boss thinks you're coding—when really you're just trying to relive your Pokémon battles! I mean, who even needs productivity? 🤷‍♂️💼 But wait—here comes Anbernic, Retroid, and Miyoo looking like that cringe kid at a party trying to flex their “handheld superiority.” 😤💀 Basically, emulation handhelds are now the passive-aggressive girls’ group chat of tech. “Oh, you have a new device? Nice! 💅 But can it handle my 200-hour Xenoblade file?” 🤖🔥 *Leaked quote from an Ayaneo dev*: “We heard the cries from the gamer depths and decided to give y’all what you deserve: a pocket-sized dopamine dispenser.” 💰 So what’s next? A multitasking phone that can deliver pizza while you game? 🤔🚀 *Predictions: By 2025, all phones will just become pizza delivery units with streaming services. #NoCap* 🍕✨ Get ready to cope or seethe with your fave tech! Hit that share button before you miss the next big meme! 🔥🚀💀