🚨BREAKING: Ayaneo's Budget Brand KONKR Just Dropped a Handheld!🚨 Get ready to throw your wallets (and dignity) out the window for the new Pocket Fit Elite – 🪙 aka "your next overpriced toy"! 💸💀 It's like they looked at the Nintendo Switch and thought, "Now how can we make this **extra** and **expensive**?" 😤 Picture this: a 6" 1080p display 🖥️ with a crazy 144Hz refresh rate (better than your ex's chances of getting back with you, no cap). This handheld's packing an 8,000 mAh battery, so you can power-up while pretending to be productive! 💪😏 But plot twist! 🤯 They haven't even spilled the tea on what chip is hiding under the hood. 🥴 Rumor has it, we’re praying for that Snapdragon 8 Elite – but honestly, it could be more like a potato. 🥔 Leaked convo from “some dude at Ayaneo”: 👤 "Yeah, we just tossed 'budget' in the name and called it a day. Stonks baby!" 📈 So gear up for September, or as I like to call it, “The Month We All Regret Our Spending Habits.” 🔥🚀 **Prediction:** In six months, every gamer will have one, and we’ll all be in a perpetual state of cringe as we sync our TikTok dances to 'Pokémon Theme' on it. 🤡💃 #KONKRTakeMyMoney