🚨💰🍕BREAKING: Time to dim the lights and roll out the meme carpet because Axonius just dropped a *whopping* $250M on Cynerio, and no, it’s not for their pizza rolls 🥳🍕! We’re talkin’ a healthcare cybersecurity FUSION, like Goku and Vegeta but in a Way Too Serious conference room! 🤖✨ Get ready to secure those hospital networks, folks! Let’s face it, when your hospital’s security is as reliable as my Wi-Fi during a Zoom call, you KNOW things are about to get spicy. 🔥💀 A leaked “quote” from an Axonius dev: “Our goal is to make sure that when a hacker tries to breach a hospital, instead of stealing data, they just find a nice warm bowl of (*insert your least favorite soup here*) as a reward.” 🍲😜 Right now, the stocks are through the roof! Literally, I’m calling a stonks 🚀💸 explosion! Also, if you don’t think this is the start of a new Cybersecurity Superhero franchise, you’re BRAIN DEAD! 💥🤯 This is fine... NOT! 🤡🔥 Prediction: Within 3 years, every hospital will have its own superhero themed IT department, and accidentally spilling coffee on the patient database will grant you instant viral TikTok clout! 💀💻 #CybersecurityForTheWin #HealthcareMemes