🚨💰 Big Brain Alert! 💰🚨 Axiom Quant Inc. just bagged a fat $64M but honestly, who knew math would become the star of the tech scene? 🤡💀 I mean, when did we swap coding for calculating? "Yo, fam, forget Python; let’s dive deep into the land of integrals and derivatives!" 🤯📈 In a totally unexpected twist, this startup—now flexing a suave $300M valuation—was backed by B-Capital and a bunch of venture bros 🤝🔥. I can picture the investor meeting: "So you mean we could just pay people to calculate pi instead of doing it on our calculators? Stonks!" 📈🚀 Imagine this convo in the boardroom: **Investor**: “Are we gonna find new ways to use math?” **Axiom Employee**: “Nah, we just wanna meme math harder than your high school math teacher.” 🤣✏️ This venture is giving off major “This is fine” vibes while we all sit here waiting for AI to take over the world—one calculus problem at a time. But for real, are we just waiting for an app that tells us when to use the quadratic formula? 🤔📉 🔥 Here’s the hot take: In 5 years, we may all be employed as "Math Whisperers" while our calculators raise the capital! 💀🔥 Axiom's future plans? Just using AI to solve useless trivia and have a lamer version of "Jeopardy!" Share this with your math-loving friend before they say "no cap!" 😜📊