🚨💥 BREAKING: AWS Just Hit the Big Red Button in Shanghai! 💥🚨 Hey fam, grab your FOMO hats, because Amazon Web Services (AWS) just yeeted their AI lab in Shanghai faster than I can say “Not another AI clone!” 🚀💨 The *Shanghai Lablet* 🏮 was supposed to be the AI Disneyland of research, but instead turned into just another cringeworthy episode of “This is Fine” 🐶🔥. Insider whispers say they took a page from the Drizzy playbook: “Drake pointing at success vs. Drake pointing at deactivating labs.” 😂💔💸 What were they working on, anyway? AI that could understand our feelings? Uh, no thanks, I already have enough AI in my life reminding me I'm single every Valentine's Day 💔🤖—#AIflop. Imagine this convo at the AWS HQ: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "So... we just gave up on AI in Shanghai?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Yeah, fr fr. We were going for galaxy brain, but it turned into potato brain. Coping hard over here." So what happens now? 🤔 Predicting the next trend: Amazon’s going full meme with an all-new “AI Dumpster Fire” competition. 🗑️💥 Who can create the cringiest AI before it flame out? Winner gets a lifetime supply of Prime shipping! 💥🔥 Mark my words—this is just the beginning of AWS trying to Wang Chung their way out of embarrassment. Send help. #Stonks #AWS #NotAgain